Know who you’re picking.

Dry as a bone. Says the quiet part out loud.

Jokes his way out of every real feeling.

Says the least. Notices absolutely everything.

Big laugh, feeds everyone, roasts himself hardest.

Cross-examines everything. Always has the receipts.

Slow, warm, and he means every word.

Talks to the Producers like they're her group chat.

Stands on business — measured, until he isn't.